Your Favorite "If Life gave you Lemons" quotes

"If Life gave you lemons, make lemonade"
C'mon, we've all heard of that before ^^
And lately, i've been hearing it everywhere!! x_x

These are some examples:

When life gives you lemons, claim that it is the srunken head of Jesus and try to sell it to a museum.

When life gives you lemons. squirt juice in your eye and run around screaming in pain like a madman to the point where the police arrest you for disturbance but you resist arrest and go on a monster rampage riot where the special forces and Marines have to come in but you use your super karate powers to slay all humans of humanity....... and then you rub your eyes ^^

when god gives you lemons,its time to get a new god

when life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons.

I happen to like eating lemons xD

Friend of mine said this once.. "When life gives you lemons..cut down the damn tree and make paper."

That's the only one I can lemon at the m.. no wait!

"When life gives you lemons,
Make grape juice.
Sit back, relax...
And let life wonder how you did it."

Okay, NOW those are the only ones I remember. =)