79-Year-Old Arrested for Paid Sex with Schoolgirl

A 79-year-old security guard has been arrested on the suspicion that he met a 16-year-old high-school girl through a keitai (mobile phone) dating site and arranged “improper” meetings at a local hotel in return for “several tens of thousand yen.”

Allegedly, the aged lolicon asked the schoolgirl “Is a 49-year-old ‘grampa’ OK?” before their meetings began.

The suspect was arrested earlier today in Fuji City (Shizuoka Prefecture) where the crime took place, en route to the hotel for his appointment. We do not hear the details of whether their commercial relationship was consummated, though he is said to have often met with companions in such fashion.

It seems the man already admits to the charges, though the precise details of his capture are unclear; presumably it was uneventful.

ooo god tht pic is so hotttttttttt

*wasn't even here*

lies dark
your the one who gave her the banana!

Perfect 'Why don't you take a seat over there...' moment, man.

I half want to learn Japanese to see if anyone DID crack an appropriate Chris Hansen joke. (unlikely, sure, but still xD)

EaterofSouls101 wrote:

lies dark
your the one who gave her the banana!

nya?! o.o
.......i gave her....my.... ._.
...
...
I WANT MY BANANA!!!!! ,>.<,

DarkUchihaAngel wrote:

EaterofSouls101 wrote:

lies dark
your the one who gave her the banana!

nya?! o.o
.......i gave her....my.... ._.
...
...
I WANT MY BANANA!!!!! ,>.<,

lol wow bananas ftw