The Corrupt A Wish Game

granted, but god will send desu to hell

i wish i had a robot.

granted but you got raped by your own robot :O

i wish for nothing

granted. you shall get sent to another dimension that's all white and contains nothing whatsoever. you can't escape!!!
nyahaha >:3

DarkUchihaAngel wrote:

granted. you shall get sent to another dimension that's all white and contains nothing whatsoever. you can't escape!!!
nyahaha >:3

you didnt wish for anything lol

.. x.x 7 pages, and your still forgetting to place a wish?

I wish people had better memory >>

granted but now u cant get away with anything
i wish i had a super dog that is always with me and never eates anyone or me and is so attractive all girls wanna hang with me and it noes cool tricks

^^^ try to curropt that wish xD

lol the dog explodes over all the girls covering them with blood making them hate you, and you go to jail for animal abuse

i wish i had a giant waffle

granted but instead of u eating the waffle
the waffle eats u


i wish for an xbox 360

you don't have one?!?! that's insane!!! x_x

granted, but it will explode the moment you touch it.

i wish i had the power to read minds o.o

granted but u hear every1ones thoughts and it drives u mad get go all emo and depressed


i wish for a gaint iphone

granted, but it will crush you. and die.

i wish i had a pet wolf!!

granted but it brings it's family and makes a mess of your house leaving wolf porn and poop everywhere

i wish i wasnt in despair

granted, but... uh....all your emotions will be wiped away.


i wish my pet wolf (or wolves) were house trained.

Granted. Your pet wolf now has the intellect of a human and telepathy, and therefore housetraining. However shortly afterward in a tragic electric floor accident he loses both. And then Solid Snake comes and shoots you to death just to make a bad day worse.

I wish for a jetpack! =D

granted, but you will have no control over it so it will make you fly straight up and you will eventually die from lack of oxygen.

i wish solid snake never came to shoot me.

granted, you shoot yourself before he could do it.....

i wish i would be solid snake :O

granted, but my bad luck seems to have been rubbed off on you so you kill yourself in desperate hopes of an after life.

i wish i had an apple.

Granted. It's a demon apple and your soul is forever tainted.

I wish for.. the greatest handgun ever made.

granted, but the handgun has a mind of its own and it eventually kills you.

i wish i could speak perfect japanese....

Granted but everyone else in the world wishes they could speak english and all you can speak is japanese and they cannot understand you anymore. So your screwed.

I wish i could shapeshift!

Granted. You are now Jeremiah the Ditto. Your daily life consists of getting KOed by passing trainers for teh lulz and being used as comic relief by all the other Pokemon.

I wish Jennifer wasn't such a DAMN WIMP.

granted, but jennifer turns into JEREMIAH THE DITTO!!! xD

i wish i had the power to control time.

Granted, but now you have to put up with having a preteen Revolver Ocelot as your sidekick for eternity.

I wish for.. apples that fall up.

No wait, they're more like cherries.

Granted but you turn into one yourself, and fall into space and drift for eternity. Or until you rot.

I wish the new yugioh cards werent so lame.

granted but then their soooo cool that you need to steal to get money to buy em all!

i wish my mom wasnt evil ._.